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Attn: Ellen (8/27/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m pretty sure this postcard is supposed to be for people who like western ladies but … what? Does the framed photo on the cactus mean this is her home? In that case is she poor or a squatter? If she’s poor is the horse stolen or does she have terrible money management?

Please chime in Ellen and/or Arizona.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (10/23/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Is it just me, or would scorpions make great tap dancers? Someone needs to invent tiny tap shoes, and a top hat for their frightening tail.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Break for Good Bears (Cabin Yard Art)

Just your average, friendly neighborhood bear.

Just your average, friendly neighborhood bear.

Oh great, bears are starting to wear armor and carry weapons? I'm OUT.

Oh great, bears are starting to wear armor and carry weapons? I’m OUT.

Looks cute until you learn the bear on the bottom is a cannibal bear - looking for lunch.

Looks cute until you learn the bear on the bottom is a cannibal bear – looking for lunch.

Reminder: Someone paid to have this done.

Reminder: Someone paid to have this done.

AMAZING!

AMAZING!

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