The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

This might be something the parties involved don’t want on the internet – so I’ll be discreet. A certain unnamed mother of mine, and a certain unnamed sister of mine were talking one night about going to Wal-Mart.

What? I couldn’t believe it.

“It’s like … 9 o’clock … why do you guys want to go to Wal-Mart right now?”

“We just want to go,” came the quick, but cordial response.

“Who goes to Wal-Mart at 9 pm? What’re we in middle school? I mean – I’m game for it too, but you guys are weird.”

“Brad,” just like the various combinations of red, blue and green combine to make so many colors, this ‘mom character’s’ tone, stance, and expression can combine to make so many things left unsaid well understood.

That Aunt Flo and her surprise visits.

Comments on: "Don’t Ask, Don’t Have to be Told" (2)

  1. E$'s avatar

    Ack, how do you remember these things….

  2. TS Hendrik's avatar

    Haha, that’s funny.

    I gotta tell ya’ though, if I have to visit a Wal-mart, I prefer it to be close to midnight. As quiet as possible.

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