“Hey … uh … listen, don’t start crying yet … geez … all right, well … I think we should break up … I met this guy … he’s into guns … and cheating on women … and he’s temporarily found me attractive because I played hard to get but now I’m going to go running toward him and tell him I broke up with a guy just for him so it’ll pretty much make him find me repulsive because he only likes women who are unavailable and so then I’ll be clingy for a few weeks until he moves on, out of my life … on his hot motorcycle.
“Seriously? You didn’t see this coming?”
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Comments on: "A Really Nice Guy Talking to His Very Attractive, Adventurous Girlfriend" (3)
women always deny it, but many of them like douchbags better than nice and reliable guys…. It never works out either!
Interesting. Kind of reminds me of the ending of Wet Hot American Summer.
haha YES! I wrote that right after watching it … so dead on my friend.