Attn: Ellen (9/12/12)

The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

September 12, 2012

Front

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know how you know when you’re somewhere truly beautiful? Simple. If the location is equally great for 3 things, it’s an amazing place:

1) James Bond fight scene

2) A wedding

3) Over-the-top music video

This place hits all three.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Sara Rankin said:

September 12, 2012 at 1:34 pm

I’ve been thinking I need more conversation pieces in my apartment, like an abstract sculpture of an elephant?? or a fascinating coffee table book. Or coffee table. If the entire catalog of “Dear Ellen…” was to find its way into a book, I’d buy that thing in just a hair over 2 seconds. I’d even use real money.
- DumbFunnery said:
  
  September 12, 2012 at 8:38 pm
  
  Thank you Sara!! That compliment made my day.
  
  I would probably buy 10 copies if such a book existed (out of joy, then worry that no one else is buying them, then shock that they exist).
  
  I need to be a LOT better about sending query letters to try and make such things happen … and if that doesn’t pan out I will sell a book online …
  
  Don’t worry, I will bug you endlessly if such things happen.
  
  Thanks again for the awesome compliment!