Non Traditional Valentines Day Poems

The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

February 14, 2013

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I haven’t been taking my meds
The government watches everything you do

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Today is Thursday
We’re all going to die alone

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We never just talk anymore
What. The. Hell.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Not to be creepy or anything
But I watch you while you’re sleeping

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