The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (2/13/13)


Ellen DeGeneres Valentines

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres Valentines

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

It’s pretty well-established that dolphins are awesome, right? So why aren’t there more Valentine’s cards that say stuff like, “You’re cooler than Flipper, wanna get some ice cream?”


P.S. Happy Valentine’s!

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