Think about how many people right now are getting speeding tickets
How many people are eating hamburger helper and wondering where they went wrong in their lives
Eating hamburger helper and hoping there’s enough for seconds
Are trying to work on their Jamaican accent by saying “beer can” in a British accent (which translates to “bacon” in Jamaican)
How many are saying “did you hear that?” And someone else is saying, “Shh go back to bed” and then the first one saying, “wow … man, I am super drunk …” and then the second one saying, “yeah, why else would I be here?” and then they both laugh because, really, second one, that first one is WAY out of your league!