The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

How Many People Right Now …

Think About It!

  • Think about how many people right now are getting speeding tickets
  • How many people are eating hamburger helper and wondering where they went wrong in their lives
  • Eating hamburger helper and hoping there’s enough for seconds
  • Are trying to work on their Jamaican accent by saying “beer can” in a British accent (which translates to “bacon” in Jamaican)
  • How many are saying “did you hear that?” And someone else is saying, “Shh go back to bed” and then the first one saying, “wow … man, I am super drunk …” and then the second one saying, “yeah, why else would I be here?” and then they both laugh because, really, second one, that first one is WAY out of your league!
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