Everything you didn’t know about your favorite animals!
Think they do a really good Jamaican accent, but good God it sucks.
Ohhhhhh I get it. It’s funny because it’s … wait, I don’t get it.
Reads The Non-Review.
Like school in the summer – no class!
Suave. Sophisticated. And somehow still single – nobody gets it.
Favorite joke is: ‘what did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?’ ‘Make me one with everything.’
Call the cops – we got a reallllll joker on our hands.
Rushes to the sexual stuff. Will you ever learn?
Got fourth place in a Leslie Neilson look-alike contest.
Had the nickname ‘the one man dogsled team’ in high school.
Don’t ask, but honestly, don’t have to. If you catch my drift.
They’re like one of those drug commercials. Everything seems great, but really there’s a huge list of possible downsides.
Fresh to death.
Stand up, sit down, fight fight fight!
Texas-two-stepped their way into my nightmares.
Honorable to a fault. I’m not sure what that means. But it applies here.
Music starts when they look in your eyes … but then they notice your poor hygiene.
What a silly goose!
Cutie with a bootie.