DumbFunnery

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know what I should do more often? Come up with cool new names for people, and introduce them with the phrase, “Hey [name], can I call you [nickname]?”

Let’s try it: Hey Ellen, can I call you Ellentil? You’re like a cool soup lady with that nickname!

I’ll assume yes until I hear from you. Try me on Twitter! @DumbFunnery

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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