The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (5/8/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Count Dracula

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I have (knock on wood) one final to go before my Master’s is done! That means this week I need to buckle down and study … OR … Think about my graduation gift I’ll buy myself! What will it be? Legos? An XBox 360? Something indicative of my age?

Only time will tell!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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