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Attn: Ellen (8/12/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

When my buddy and I were in Brugge I saw some nuns out walking around. I was convinced if we followed them we would spot them engaging in something equally frivolous and innocent like hopscotch, marbles, or hula hooping.

Why are nuns only ruler-wielding disciplinarians or elementary school kids (nice ones) at recess?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (8/5/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Do you think there is a group of dreamy-eyed surfer guys from California who are also huge One Direction fans that call themselves the One-Dir Brahs?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (7/29/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Everyone looks cool, and chic, and fashionable … but on the middle row, 2nd from the left … is that a floating pair of underwear on the guy’s shoulder? Is that cool? Or is he worried? Frankly, this postcard leads to too many questions – please advise!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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