Friend after really pushing herself on at a 10k race: My stomach is upset.
Me: Did someone say something to it?
Me: Something mean?
Friend: We’re going to have a wine party.
Me: Oh a bunch of people getting together to complain?
And one of my dad’s old standards …
Me: I’m hungry.
My dad: Nice to meet you, Hungry.
For more of this kind of humor, check out the reddit subpage called dad jokes.