The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Recent Dad Jokes

Friend after really pushing herself on at a 10k race: My stomach is upset.
Me: Did someone say something to it?
Friend (confusion)
Me: Something mean?

 

Friend: We’re going to have a wine party.
Me: Oh a bunch of people getting together to complain?

 

And one of my dad’s old standards …

Me: I’m hungry.
My dad: Nice to meet you, Hungry.

 

For more of this kind of humor, check out the reddit subpage called dad jokes.

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Comments on: "Recent Dad Jokes" (1)

  1. Ah yes, the nice to meet you hungry gag. Goes along well with the old standard:

    “Can you make me a sandwich?”
    *Magician flaring of hands* “Poof, you’re a sandwich.”

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