The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (9/4/13)



Back (apologies for my handwriting!)


The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I remember going to a movie when I was in college and there were two middle-school-ish aged kids near me on a date. They managed to have the least romantic kiss almost the entire movie (almost like someone super glued their lips together).

These polar bears are instead going for the eat-your-face-off kiss. Romance!


Why am I doing this?


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