Middle aged gay judge who is either tan or a minority: Damien. Making a loin cloth out of hot dogs to wear in this kitchen in a remote jungle was a bold choice.
Attractive woman who dresses atrociously: Not only was the outfit you crafted not sufficient in covering you, in fact it was just plain gross, and it attracted wild animals.
Celebrity guest judge, Bob Villa: What.
Middle aged gay judge who is either tan or a minority: Despite those … no, BECAUSE of those bold, reckless, unintelligent decisions I just … (laughs) I want to see what you’re going to come up with next!
Celebrity guest judge, Bob Villa: Please, please vote her off. She can’t be safe -May: Honey, I can be. And you can too, if you play your cards right.
Attractive woman who dresses atrociously: May, when your oven stopped functioning because the generator connected to it died, and you decided to eat and throw up your meal, and then garnish it with … more vomit. It was clear you were in this to win this, and I respect that.
Middle aged gay judge who is either tan or a minority: You have some really, really good things happening and the fact that you threatened to have sex with me if I didn’t vote you on is –
Sebastian: Please … help.