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Archive for February, 2016

Attn: Ellen (2/17/16)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

When I ran a marathon at the 16 mile mark I thought, with a lot of fear and trepidation, how much longer I had to go.

I guess internally I was having that classic R2-3PO struggle. So I said, “shut-uppa-you-dumb-brain” and I just kept trucking.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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Attn: Ellen

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Back Up – It’s Holiday Time Ya’ll

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: Valentine’s Day and President’s Day have joined forces and we can now expect Valentine’s Day cards that also celebrate Presidents.
Personally, I think it’s a great idea.
Lesser known or oft-forgotten presidents can finally get their time in the lime-light.
Look for new classic cards like:
“My heart Van Burens for you”
And, uh …
“Wanna go to Cleveland?”
Well. This is tougher than I thought it’d be. How about …
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“Rutherford B. Hayes girl … what’s up?”

Blech.
Ok, nevermind everybody. Let’s keep romance and the presidents separated.

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Du Jour of the Week

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The Newest Member of the Family

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Slothzilla, our dear friend, will be in charge of greeting any who use the master bath.

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Pictures, Uncategorized

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