The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (9/7/16)

September 7, 2016

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Tomorrow from 7-8 am I have a Toastmaster’s meeting. Since we meet during breakfast time I’m going to make toast then carefully and evenly spread peanut butter and jelly on both sides. I’m going to carefully drive to the meeting with my toast, enter the room, feign sadness, and say “I don’t deserve to be here.” It’ll be a riot!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. How many toast puns til I get kicked out?

Why am I doing this?

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