The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (9/21/16)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I imagine if you sat outside a middle school gym on the night of the science fair taking video of people walking out it would be a lot like an ad for a men’s golf tournament.

A bunch of 30’s-50’s guys in nice pants and polos doing mildly excited fist pumps. (Excited about honorable mentions or birdies, I guess.)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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