Attn: Ellen (3/7/18)
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Dear Ellen,
Nature, like babies, can somehow be both terrifying and beautiful at the same time.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Nature, like babies, can somehow be both terrifying and beautiful at the same time.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
Having owned my own house for about a year now I can tell you with confidence that I don’t know what I’m doing.
At any moment a pipe could burst, the dryer could leak acid, the backyard could explode into flames, and I’d think to myself, ‘ah, well, I guess that’s normal.’
One key thing is to seem relaxed and confident while dealing with the issue. Put on your least attractive jeans, an old t-shirt with pit stains that somehow reach down to your navel, and a tool belt (if you don’t have one, an ice cream bar is equally good). Then call in someone who knows what they’re doing and offer advice over their shoulder while you pay them gobs of money per hour.
As always, we here at DumbFunnery are just offering our opinion and do not necessarily even bathe more than once a week. Got to go now, the cat is dying for a staring contest.
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Do you think this was commissioned? And if so, do you think the person looked at this and thought, ‘perfect! I love when people recoil in fear upon seeing a painted portrait!’ Don’t get me wrong, I think this is amazing and nuts, but it is a little creepy crawly.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery