The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (9/28/16)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Do you think animals recognize adorableness in other animals? Perhaps a wolf is out hunting and sees baby raccoons and says, “aw come on, I can’t eat them! Look at them! Widdle guys! Awww! OK. Time to go eat a baby deer … Wait, shoot!”

I guess it’s unlikely, but I think I would make a bad animal.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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