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Attn: Ellen (1/2/19)

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Dear Ellen,

I bet the first person who thought of removing the hair before they ate the animal they killed was revered with a god like status.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Attn: Ellen (12/5/18)

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Dear Ellen,

Do you think in ancient times (whatever that means) there was some village elder who would go out on hunts and point to different animals and say either “delicious” or “belch?” Because really, who looks at big hairy animals and thinks “YUM!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Attn: Ellen (6/7/17)

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Dear Ellen,

I wonder if animals ever notice when humans are doing that mouth gymnastics thing like when you’ve just had corn on the cob and you’re trying to deal with the aftermath instead of just flossing.

What do the animals think is happening? Maybe we’re communicating with the weather? Or that we’re insane?

If anybody knows, please clue me in.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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