DumbFunnery

Recently my friends Airplanes and Battle Toads went to a restaurant called Tequila Mockingbird (which had another restaurant sitting atop it, Boo Radley). How great a name is that? (Both those, really.)

Which brings us to the next question – what would I name a literary-inspired restaurant?

• The Old Man and the Sea Food
• Where the Wild Games Are
• 1984 … Different Wines
• Brave New Swirl’d? (Swirl might take offense to this)
• Moby Whale Dick, and Other Animal Body Parts You Wouldn’t Normally Eat
• Pride and Preju-dis Steak is Tasty!
• Animal Farm to Market
• The Odyssea Food – Sweatpants Required, Shirt Optional – It’s Gonna Get Intense
  (It’s an experimental restaurant, instead of all you can eat, it’s all you will eat)