The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (4/5/17)

Front

Ellen303a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen303b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m debating writing a book where the narrator is ornery and impatient, perhaps even a trifle racist. Here’s a taste:

“Gene! Quit acting like such a basket case!!,” she said this, crossing the room, arms gesticulating wildly.

Gene, unmoved, replied with silence.

He failed to reply because Gene is literally a cage for baskets. Seems obvious to me, you twit.

<And Scene.>

What do you think??

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

P.S. Like the drawing on the postcard? Pass on your compliments to @NotNotTSHendrik.

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