DumbFunnery

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Over the course of my life I have discovered a lot of hairs in my food … And yet … Each time I react the same: shock, horror, feelings of betrayal, maybe a quick “AHH!!!”

Please advise.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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