The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (8/9/17)

August 9, 2017

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know anything about the mechanics of dog bladders? I take the dog for a walk, she stops 3-6 times to pee! What!? How!? It’s like she’s a hiker rationing water … but the opposite. And does she plan her stops or do they strike her like, “THIS! This spot needs my urine!” Dogs, huh?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

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