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Attn: Ellen (8/9/17)

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Dear Ellen,

You know anything about the mechanics of dog bladders? I take the dog for a walk, she stops 3-6 times to pee! What!? How!? It’s like she’s a hiker rationing water … but the opposite. And does she plan her stops or do they strike her like, “THIS! This spot needs my urine!” Dogs, huh?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Attn: Ellen (8/2/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Do you think when dogs dream they might dream of having human jobs? Like sitting at the desk typing away, or being a DJ? And those little puppy dream bark/whimpers are them yelling out “MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOISE!!!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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