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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen’s Intern Who is Forced to Read Crazy Fan Mail,
You’ve probably been wondering – why did the weird postcards stop? Well, I’ve been busy being a new dad! Now you’re likely thinking, can I meet your child? Huh. Really. You’re thinking that? Seems a little … presumptuous, don’t you think?
This got awkward.
Well, umm, say hi to your friends?