The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (10/18/17)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen’s Intern Who is Forced to Read Crazy Fan Mail,

You’ve probably been wondering – why did the weird postcards stop? Well, I’ve been busy being a new dad! Now you’re likely thinking, can I meet your child? Huh. Really. You’re thinking that? Seems a little … presumptuous, don’t you think?

Hmm.

This got awkward.

Well, umm, say hi to your friends?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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