The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (10/25/17)



Back (apologies for my handwriting!)



The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

If all of your kitchen appliances became sentient who do you think would lead the revolution?

I bet the toaster oven would think it should. ‘Oh hi, each of you has one name, one purpose. Fridge. Stove. Dishwasher. Etcetera. I’M the toaster oven!’

Stupid high and might toaster oven thinks it is so great. You can’t do what an oven does! … But, toasters have nothing on you, I’ll give you that.

Sincerely, OR

Why am I doing this?


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