Mine: I’ll Have the Spaghetti Surprise (What’s the Surprise?) THAT’S NOT SPAGHETTI!
My wife: My Husband is the Greatest in the World and He Also Makes Bold Assumptions About Autobiography Titles
My son: Pooping, Screaming, Crying, Smiling – My Life, And How it Sounds Like Alanis Morissette Lyrics
The rabbit that lives in the backyard: Why’s That Guy Taking Another Picture of Me?, and Other Concerns
The owl that lives somewhere around here: That Moron Has Still Yet to Take a Picture of Me, and Other Animals I’m Better Than
The neighbor across the street: Being the Cool Neighbor, and Other Life Advice
That one neighbor across the street: Perching and Watching, a Guide
The mail person: Should I be Concerned? A Series of Postcards that Give one Pause
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