February 1 (Thursday)
I have a knack for
Searching out complex fixes
Confusing myself
February 2 (Friday)
Attended a class
As coworker likes to say:
“There went that hour”
February 3 (Saturday)
Guys! Guys guys guys GUYS!
I found a new pair of jeans!
Sad. But I am jazzed.
February 4 (Sunday)
For my wife’s birthday
She got a crappy drawing!
(For nail salon trip)
February 5 (Monday)
Wife’s mom coming in
Maternity leave is done
Tears for everyone!
February 6 (Tuesday)
Wife’s first day back – good!
And the kid and grandmother
Had a good day, too!
February 7 (Wednesday)
Fashion show at home
Grandma treated wife and kid
To some sweet new threads
February 8 (Thursday)
Toastmasters event
Open house to get new folks
Embrace speech nerddom
February 9 (Friday)
Time slows to a crawl
Work on Friday afternoon
The bane of my life
February 10 (Saturday)
Snow falling outside
Inside: Harry Potter and
Kid napping on me
February 11 (Sunday)
Would it be so bad
If son can’t sleep sans cuddles?
(Well … at age 10 … yeah)
February 12 (Monday)
My mom is in town
Sadly, not to buy me stuff
But to be yamma!
February 13 (Tuesday)
Yamma’s on duty
Watching kiddo while his folks
Make dolla bills ya’ll
February 14 (Wednesday)
It’s Valentine’s day
When your heart diarrheas
Romance all over
February 15 (Thursday)
Watching Olympics
The pressure they face – unreal
I would be a wreck
February 16 (Friday)
Got home from work to
Hang with my son, wife, and mom
I’m dull, and life’s grand
February 17 (Saturday)
New sleep plan today
I’m prepared for him crying
(And me crying too)
February 18 (Sunday)
Kid sees the pattern
Cries when seeing nap routine
SMART! (and heartbreaking)
February 19 (Monday)
Damen und herren
I ordered German kids books
Slow, steady progress!
February 20 (Tuesday)
Babysitting day!
Kiddo and dad (that’s me!) day
While mom works (sucker)
February 21 (Wednesday)
Happy Valentine’s!
Oh. Oh no no no. You guys.
I’ve made a mistake.
February 22 (Thursday)
Golden age is here
Kid’s happy, sleeps at night and
Is not yet mobile
February 23 (Friday)
Donuts origin:
A way of saying sorry
For boring meetings
February 24 (Saturday)
From a book I read
Pronouns are tough for babies
So it’s Toys “R” Dad
February 25 (Sunday)
Dear Lego careers
I have a job but … you know …
Feel free to call me
February 26 (Monday)
Xerostomia
Sci-fi character? Or a
Word meaning dry mouth?
February 27 (Tuesday)
Day with the kiddo!
Full of mush and affection
And too short cat naps
February 28 (Wednesday)
Worked from home … at night!
I’d be a workaholic
But that sounds awful
DumbFunnery 
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