The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (3/28/18)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

As part of our son’s sleep routine whoever is putting him down sings a snippet of Somewhere Over the Rainbow.

You’d be surprised how much creative license that song has for new words when

1) you don’t know the words, only the tune,

2) your audience doesn’t know what you’re saying, and …

3) you can add or subtract beats to a measure to make an impromptu rhyme fit

Sincerely,

DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

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