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Dear Ellen,
At my son’s daycare they send ‘incident reports’ if he gets banged up. The most recent one was, “[your son] was sitting on a friend, and the friend scratched his face.” The led me to conclude I wouldn’t last a day at daycare.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
Do you think, in the history of Welch’s, anyone has even been fired for saying ‘hey! That’s really grape news!’
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
I decided when retire I’m going to move to Tibet and build a wall. (Psst. My hope is it’ll be so nice and wall-like people will call it the Even Better Wall of Tibet.)
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
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