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Attn: Ellen (10/3/18)

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Ellen369a

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

In times of turmoil, there is art, and there is nature, and there are friends.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (9/26/18)

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Ellen367a

 

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen368b

 

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we see a depiction of the GOP attempting to woo more female voters. And, unfortunately, some women are drawn to awful relationships.

Come on lady, wake up!!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (9/19/18)

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Ellen366a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 

Ellen366b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I bet he’s reading Harry Potter. What else could so engross you that you don’t notice skeleton parts hanging around you?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?