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Dear Ellen,
I wonder if animals ever notice when humans are doing that mouth gymnastics thing like when you’ve just had corn on the cob and you’re trying to deal with the aftermath instead of just flossing.
What do the animals think is happening? Maybe we’re communicating with the weather? Or that we’re insane?
If anybody knows, please clue me in.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
How many dates do you think have ended where the last thing said was just “ew?”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
Wouldn’t it be embarrassing if you were a Cleveland Cavaliers fan and you’re at a game and the crowd gets into it and starts chanting but you mess up royally and start chanting “let’s go calves.”
The stuff of nightmares.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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