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Attn: Ellen (3/15/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I think a lot of people can and would agree – people watching is great fun. But, people staring, that is not appreciated. I’d like to, once again, apologize for all of the times I have spaced out in public places until someone’s look of terror brought me back to reality.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (3/8/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Some high schools take the senior superlative for ‘best breasts’ SO seriously.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

P.S. My apologies to any art or history fans.

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (3/1/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Not many people know this but before Freud, psychotherapist’s best effort involved asking, “have you tried getting over it?” and then giving a mildly (very mild) sympathetic look.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?