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Attn: Ellen (2/1/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

My wife and I saw an opera here and I heard a person sing so beautifully it was practically a religious experience. No joke here – I honestly didn’t know singing could be that amazing.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (1/25/17)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This is where my wife and I stayed in Switzerland – HOW COOL IS THAT?! A guy showed us to our room who I imagine only works at the hotel when he grows tired of modeling and making watches. My wife did not buy me a watch as a lovely trinket because ‘that watch costs 1/5th my annual income.’ Excuses, huh? Can’t escape them even in a Swiss dreamland.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (1/18/17)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Another trip has come and gone and what do I have to show for it but wonderful memories, stories, experiences, and trinkets. Oh. That’s actually pretty good … I need to tell my brain to quit whining and embrace that I’m back home.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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