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Draw Something
For a while my friends and I played a lot of the app Draw Something. This is a masterpiece from me (clearly the word is Trumpet).
This, from my brother, is … God knows what.
This one I actually think is a guessable drawing from me.
One friend was actually good at the game. It always inspired me to draw even worse in response.
Case in point. (It’s ‘madcow.’)
Flea Market
A trip to the flea market inevitably brings boredom, delight, amusement, and occasionally fear. Who are these people that own so many framed clown prints? Why?
Things I Regret Not Buying
Something I now WON’T overhear at the office? “Hey did you see the new guy has a Burger King toy? I told you he has potential.” Opportunity missed.
Things I Do NOT Regret Not Buying
I don’t need a guide to cooking food I don’t want to eat.
Hey darling! Remember when you said you wanted to have more unsettling, unnerving dreams? I found the PERFECT thing for our bedroom!
Rejected (barely) Trump slogan.
You can’t tell but the clown is blocking the letters ‘O’, ‘R’, ‘T.’ Look into that bear’s eyes and tell me he’s not afraid.
DumbFunnery 
Written
on May 27, 2016