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Oceanside, California Pictures

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I like lifeguard stands … this picture, with the guy on the left just soaking in life, is very peaceful.

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I enjoyed watching these guys bob along. Although most of them seemed to be waiting forever for a perfect wave and ended up boring me.

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This kid was the exception (he’s also the one walking into the water above). He would attack a wave, swim back up, and boom was back at the next decent wave he saw. Also I liked his stereotypical long blonde California surfer boy haircut.

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The pier was great to walk along at night … Except for when you’d see that fishermen had caught sharks about 25 – 50 yards further into the ocean than where you’d been swimming.

Did Monet Have Bad Vision?

Here we see what appear to be strawberries that Monet, known for his clumsiness, probably dropped on some grass on a rainy day. Tough luck dude, looks like you better head back to the grocery store.

 

This embarrassing flop is supposed to be a painting of a rose. Man, that guy really needed glasses, am I right?

 

 

One day, it is reported, Monet woke up and decided to paint what he saw outside his window. What he didn’t realize was that someone had been washing his window and left smudges all over it. Hey, this kinda looks like waves though. That’s cool. What good luck.

San Diego Botanical Garden Flowers

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I don’t know why this flower looks like someone sprinkled dirt on it … God working in His mysterious ways, huh?

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