The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Quotes of the Day!

July 31, 2010

“I was being unselfish for selfish reasons.”
– Pushing Daisies, Episode 1, Season 1

I like that line a lot (the context makes it even better, but I don’t want to give the show away. Also I don’t want to write that much). I would say the show is very “sweet” (as in nice, not as in “sweet!” – like you’d say when you found out you still have a doughnut left).

“He’s the idealist, he’s the dreamer of a beautiful dream, and even if the dream doesn’t come true it’s rather thrilling to have dreamt it.”

– The Razor’s Edge, W. Somerset Maugham

I highly recommend that book. Also, I’m sure there are a lot of would-be writers, musicians, whatevers really – who are dreaming about something until the day it comes true.

Lord have mercy I am sentimental today. I’m going to go swear at some old ladies and push down children.

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My Zombie Roomy (7/30/10)

July 30, 2010

Every once and a while I go through a phase where I watch a bunch of stand-up comic videos on youtube and then I think about the idea of becoming a stand-up comic myself.

Me a stand-up comic! You betcha!

Like just now I already came up with another joke. Stand-up comic. Stand-up guy. I could do a whole routine on the boy scouts! (Work in progress.)

Anyway I’ve perhaps illustrated my point with the above ‘joke.’ I am a terrible comedian. Like, really awful. I thought I was bad, but I figured I couldn’t be that bad. So I tried some jokes out on the Zombie and I think he wants to kill me now? Not even like eat my brains – like killing me for practical reasons. He just really hated my act.

This is troublesome.

I wonder if there’s an emoticon to express worry over soon becoming the undead?

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WEIRD!

July 29, 2010
Check out this email I just got (I replaced their links with links to forestmood.com, thenonreview.com and a youtube video) –

Hello,

I was looking at your website, and I thought it might be a good candidate for our affiliate program. We’ll pay you 50% of each payment we receive from any customer you send our way. Our software helps couples struggling with infertility to get pregnant using natural methods.

Click here to see the details of our affiliate program.

Best Regards,
Joel Aemmer

My Fertility Charts
Affiliate Manager
1671 Leighton Ste B
Akron, OH 44314

If you’d rather not hear from us, just click here and I won’t contact you again.

While I think it’s a good thing for a couple to have a baby if they’re smart and can afford the child – I’m really not sure how my site relates to this. I’m surprised google didn’t block this as spam, actually. But if you care to send me an email (I won’t post legit, personal emails) please do! dumbfunnery@gmail.com

And remember the online devil we love to hate! @dumbfunnery

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