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Attn: Ellen (11/21/18)




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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here’s a trick I learned for Thanksgiving. If you don’t eat to the point of hating yourself, it’s actually a really nice day with friends and family.

But guess what Aunt Carol, I’m eating till I wanna puke so go screw yourself.

OR @DumbFunnery

P.S. Happy Turkey Day!

Why am I doing this?


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