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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Here’s a trick I learned for Thanksgiving. If you don’t eat to the point of hating yourself, it’s actually a really nice day with friends and family.
But guess what Aunt Carol, I’m eating till I wanna puke so go screw yourself.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
P.S. Happy Turkey Day!
Jesus says ‘slow your roll, son! I hardly think you need thirds. Nah just kidding … Speaking of rolls, pass ’em down!’
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Here we see a depiction of an American woman escaping contentious and fruitless political conversation over Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, and remember to keep your escape canoe handy.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
DumbFunnery 