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Attn: Ellen (2/28/18)



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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Remember the old ‘cotton – the fabric of our lives’ ad? If I was silk (and I recognize that’s a weird statement) I would have a rebuttal ad, ‘silk – the fabric of the life you wish you had.’ After all, it’s a well known fact that silk is cotton’s wealthy aunt.

Sincerely, OR @DumbFunnery

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