The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (2/28/18)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Remember the old ‘cotton – the fabric of our lives’ ad? If I was silk (and I recognize that’s a weird statement) I would have a rebuttal ad, ‘silk – the fabric of the life you wish you had.’ After all, it’s a well known fact that silk is cotton’s wealthy aunt.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

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