Attn: Ellen (7/6/16)
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The text of the postcard is
If there is a hell
Bison, with guns, on a train
Hunt Buffalo Bill
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is
If there is a hell
Bison, with guns, on a train
Hunt Buffalo Bill
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
My wife and I tried to visit a national park but our dog got sick so we went back home. But I DID buy some postcards! I thought nature-inspired haiku would be nice. Hope you enjoy!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
A big birthday for
The National Park Service
Which turned one hundred!
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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
You know that thing where you like to do an accent out loud while driving alone in your car and soon enough you have a sort of ‘character’ to go with that accent and that ‘character’ says something funny so now you’re driving alone, talking up a storm to yourself, and laughing? I guess I’m just saying I’m very thankful for hands free phones.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com