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Colorado Checklist Item Complete

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Dang, that’s one flyyyyyy fisherman. (Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck.) (Also I was getting the fly out of my boot, so … really not that fly. And I didn’t catch any fish. But other than that, dang, check out that flyyyyyy fisherman.)

Freaky Nintendo

I’ve been thinking the world is past due for a musical about a justice (as it sees it) distributing, maniacal, time traveling killer Nintendo 64.

Here are some of the lyrics I have. They could all be from one song or multiple songs, I don’t really know. Also they don’t have a particular tune, but I personally like to use something peppy.

Freaky Nintendo
From the future
Distributing justice,
As you see fit!

Freaky Nintendo!
Mocking celebrities
Using your time sword,
Made out of vengeance!

FREAKY NINTENDO!
WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS, FRIEND?
EVEN NINTENDOS
OUGHT TO HAVE SOME SHAME!

Freaky Nintendo
Step down off that ledge
Oh you’re BASE jumping
Carry right on, then

You can tell, I am sure, that this musical has nowhere to go but up.

Please feel free to add your own verses, songs, plot twists, or even a basic plot outline because at this point I’m pretty minimalistic on what I’ve got.

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Rawr.

Attn: Ellen (6/15/16)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I don’t know about you, but I have recently lost all interest in the card game hearts.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?