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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (10/17/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I decided my dog is like a crazy scientist who has come up from her lab and is yelling about some potentially world-ending catastrophe and we’re like, “nah crazy scientist, that’s just the neighbor – you JUST saw him” and she’s like “RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!”

It’s charming.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (10/10/18)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I could be wrong, but I bet if the U.S. had royalty their modern descendants would be an awful trash heap of humanity.

But maybe I’m a bit pessimistic.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (10/3/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

In times of turmoil, there is art, and there is nature, and there are friends.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?