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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
If werewolves were real I’d create a group called ‘wherewolves’ and whenever I heard someone say ‘werewolves’ I’d jump in and say ‘wherewolves’ and point to my heart.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
Maybe this is a little dark for a postcard but … Do you think the Catholic Church will ever have a Patron Saint of Not Molesting Children? Because it’d be great if that guy showed up.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
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Cheerios is having this contest where you tell Ellen something good you’ve done and then you might get tickets to her show. But I had more pressing questions. The text of the postcard is
So Ellen, you like postcards? Cool. Cool. Me too. Umm … ok. Well, see ya!
DumbFunnery 