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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (5/10/17)

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Dear Ellen,

After a brief but very enjoyable weekend in Bend, Oregon I have decided that people who live in Oregon who don’t believe in Big Foot are the weirdos.

Seriously. Those trees there are other-worldly. Hopefully I’ll get to visit again soon.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (5/3/17)

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Dear Ellen,

I’m going to spit ball. I’m thinking future robots meets zombie thriller? Here are some names …

Love Bytes
From 0 to Hero
Byte Me
Miss Nancy, Fancy, In the Pantsy
(instead YA romance?)

Thanks Ellen, just wanted to throw ideas out to see what sticks.

Oh! Sticky bit – the revenge?

Eh?

Let me know what you think!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (4/26/17)

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Dear Ellen,

Is it just me or does stainless steel sound like a challenge?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?