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The Porn Industry and the Ever-Increasing Rise of Robot Technology

We’ve got a real dilemma on our hands here, don’t we porn industry?

I am going to be bold and predict that in 10 years all of the major pizza chains, your Papa Johns, your Pizza Huts, your Dominoes, your … other ones? … will no longer be hiring delivery boys or girls. Nope. It’ll be self-driving cars. Your pizza will ACTUALLY show up still hot because the car will be a self-driving, 200 degree pizza toting pal.

Sure, sure, that’s all well and good for the average pizza consuming person but … what about the porn industry?

Are we to expect that extraordinarily desperate and lascivious women are waiting, scandily clad, by their door for the pizza … vehicle?


The pizza of choice for Racist Robots.

I don’t think so.

Car: ‘Pizza for customer … Wanda Bang.’
Women who just dropped her towel: ‘Oh … hi. Self-driving Ford Fiesta. I’ll just take the pizza. Thanks.’

Yes, people are weird. SUPER WEIRD. But how big is the market for girl on truck action? Like, not literally girl ON truck … clearly there is a market for that based on how many rednecks you see with bumper stickers of women on their trucks. No I mean girl on truck as in like … you know … that thing …

I don’t know what to do. Slow down technological progress? Stop it altogether? Pretend delivery boys still exist? New porn ‘plots’?

I’m afraid I don’t have any solutions, but I just wanted to point out the problem and hope the internet hive mind can come up with a brilliant solution.

Attn: Ellen (5/3/17)



Back (apologies for my handwriting!)


The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m going to spit ball. I’m thinking future robots meets zombie thriller? Here are some names …

Love Bytes
From 0 to Hero
Byte Me
Miss Nancy, Fancy, In the Pantsy
(instead YA romance?)

Thanks Ellen, just wanted to throw ideas out to see what sticks.

Oh! Sticky bit – the revenge?


Let me know what you think!

Sincerely, OR

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (10/29/14)


Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Considering how advanced special effects are, it’s a wonder that every movie doesn’t have a random battle between dragons and ill-tempered robots. Come on, why not, movie industry?


Why am I doing this?

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