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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (1/23/19)

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Dear Ellen,

This postcard is culturally significant because it is a photo of New Orleans at its cleanest.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

P.S. Sorry if this seems like a dig at your city … I mean, I guess it is. So instead, sorry if it offends?

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (1/16/19)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m a simple person. It makes me happy to think that somewhere there is a person with an accent that makes it so when they say ‘bruise’ it sounds like ‘Brugge.’

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (1/9/19)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

At first you see this and think, ‘oh cliche fisherman joke.’ But look deeper. They walk at the exact same cadence! That’s a harmonious relationship. Also both of them have a very broken left foot.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?