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Attn: Ellen (1/16/19)




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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m a simple person. It makes me happy to think that somewhere there is a person with an accent that makes it so when they say ‘bruise’ it sounds like ‘Brugge.’

Sincerely, OR

Why am I doing this?


Attn: Ellen (11/30/11)


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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Here’s what you do – tape a small map of Brugge to your leg. Then, bump into something. Concerned, your friend will say, “are you all right?” Then you life up your pants and say, “aw, I’ve got a little Brugge on my leg.”


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